Chat 30 May 337 notes Questions!! Naija Version
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  •  1. What part of Nigeria are you from?
  •  2. How many names do you have? [list them]
  •  3. What do they mean?
  •  4. Last time you went to Nigeria?
  •  5. Last time you got a beating?
  •  6. Favorite insult phase?
  •  7. Most memorable beating?
  •  8. Team Eba, Amala or Iyan?
  •  9. What language do (your family) you speak?
  •  10. Can you speak your language?
  •  11. Can you understand your language?
  •  12. Favorite Nollywood actress?
  •  13. Favorite Nollywood actor?
  •  14. Favorite Nollywood movie?
  •  15. Favorite Nigerian Blog?
  •  16. You sabi pidgin?
  •  17. Can you speak.understand any other Nigerian language besides yours?
  •  18. Jollof Rice or Fried Rice?
  •  19. Did you spend this last new year's eve in church?
  •  20. Last time you attend a Nigerian party?
  •  21. Favorite Nigerian food?
  •  22. Favorite Nigerian drink?
  •  23. Funny story about Nigeria?
  •  24. Do you miss Nigeria?
  •  25. How many traditional clothes do you have?
  •  26. Favorite Naija song(s)?
  •  27. Fvaorite Naija artist(s)?
  •  28. Any annoying nicknames given to you by relatives or any other relatives?
  •  29. What do you love most about Naija?
  •  30. If you could change 1 thing, what would you change about Nigeria?
  •  31. Last time time you talked to someone from Nigeria?
  •  32. Were you named after anyone?
  •  33. Planing to go back to Nigeria soon?
  •  34. Would you rather reside here or Nigeria?
  •  35. Do you miss anyone in Nigeria?
  •  36. Do you know how to cook Nigerian foods?
  •  37. What reminds you of Nigeria?
  •  38. Your top 10 favorite places in Nigeria
  •  39. A picture of you in your traditional clothing.
  •  40. Favorite family member (relative)
  •  41. Favorite Nigerian proverb
  •  42. Traditional wedding or White wedding?
  •  43. Have you ever ridden an okada?
  •  44. Can you dance?
  •  45. What is your favorite traditional names(s)
  •  46. Girls-Any Nigerian boy you'd date on here?
  •  47. Boys-Any Nigerian girl you'd date on here?
  •  48. Last time you got a lecture from your parents-what for?
  •  49. What word do you use often? (e.g- abeg, tcheww, chai, oya..etc.)
  •  50. Scariest thing your parents have threatened to do to you?
  •  51. How many times have your parents threatened to send you back to Nigeria
  •  52. Can you find phone cards laying around your house?
  •  53. Are you the human dishwasher for your family.
  •  54. Name the first 5 Nigerian songs that come to mind.
  •  55. Which of your Nigerian followers would you like to meet in person?
  •  56. Meat or fish?
  •  57. Will your children have traditional Nigerian names?
  •  58. Do you have a family member/relative that owns a shop? Who?
  •  59. Do you have a family member/relative who is a nurse? Who?
  •  60. Do you have a family member/relative that lives in London?
  •  61. Have you ever been beaten by an elder that was not your parent?
  •  62. Favorite Naija pickup line?
  •  63. Make up a Nigerian romance line (e.g- you are my generator when they take light)
  •  64. Favorite church song (e.g- follow the ladder)
  •  65. Mr Biggs or McDonalds?
  •  66. Last time you had suya?
  •  67. Did your parents have special devices (belts or slippers etc..) that they used to beat you?
  •  68. Have you ever hidden the beating devices in your house from your parents?
  •  69. Describe what Nigeria means to you in 5 words or less.
  •  70. Have you ever stolen meat from the pot?
  •  71. When was the last time you were volunteered as the cleanup service for a party?
  •  72. Can you list 10 tribes in Nigeria?
  •  73. What was most often used by your parents to beat you?
  •  74. Did your parents ever have the sex talk with you?
  •  75. Do you have a "phone voice"
  •  76. Greatest lesson your parents have ever taught you?
  •  77. One place in Nigeria you really want to visit?
  •  78. Why?
  •  79. Have you ever had a maid and or driver?
  •  80. Last time you found out about a new relative you had?
  •  81. Last time you found something that wasn't ice-cream in the ice-cream container?
  •  82. Does your mom have more than one fridge/freezer in your house?
  •  83. Last time you forgot to greet an elder?
  •  84. What happened?
  •  85. Last time you ate rice?
  •  86. Can you tell the difference between normal jollof rice and party jollof rice?
  •  87. If you were told that you would be leaving for Nigeria tomorrow, how would you react?
  •  88. Last time you heard a "when i was your age" speech?
  •  89. Do you ever plan on moving back to Nigeria?
  •  90. Meat pie or puff-puff?
  •  91. Cowbell, Nido or Peak?
  •  92. Ovaltine or Milo?
  •  93. Last time you washed clothes with your hands?
  •  94. Favorite memory in Nigeria?
  •  95. If you could have anything from Nigeria brought here, what would it be?
  •  96. Ever been beaten with the fufu stick?
  •  97. Last time you parents threw you a birthday party?
  •  98. Picture of you when you were little?
  •  99. Have you ever been woken up in the middle of the night to greet a relative on the phone?
  •  100. Least favorite form of punishment?
  •  101. Recent picture of yourself
  •  102. How many times have you been to Nigeria?
  •  103. Favorite Nigerian snack?
  •  104. Have your parents ever had more friends of theirs at your party than you have?
  •  105. Have you ever been late to your own party?
  •  106. Girls- Can you tie a gele?
  •  107. What do [bawoni], [kedu] and [sannu] mean?
  •  108. Can you open a bottle with your teeth?
  •  109. Why do you like being Nigerian?
  •  110. Are you a proud Nigerian?
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